Cat Refuses to Acknowledge You Before 9 A.M.

Vibin News™ reports that domestic cats nationwide are continuing their tradition of ignoring humans until breakfast is served; even then, only with mild contempt.

Studies show 87% of cats believe they are the CEO of your household. The other 13% are plotting a hostile takeover.

One Utah resident claims her cat stared at her for 14 minutes straight, then knocked over a coffee mug when she didn’t open the tuna. “It was a power move,” she said. “I respect it.”

Experts say this behavior is normal. Cats say: You should’ve known better. 🐾☕

More updates as the situation escalates. Probably involving a curtain and a very expensive vase. Stay tuned for more from Vibin News™.